The White House's Christmas list

by David Holtzman

I have what is purported to be a secret Bush & Cheney wish list. Rather than commenting, I'll just include it here:

United States constitution toilet paper with extra fluffy Bill of Rights
Iraqi GI Joe with detachable Koran (flushable)
Abu Ghraib weeble legos, pyramid edition
Monopoly, Enron edition
Commemorative Katrina Hurricane glass
Tom Delay mug shot makeover kit
Religous Risk Game, colorcoded by Crusades
Wheel of Torture, home edition

and for dinner:
Michael Moore's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Posted on December 27, 2005

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