Ultimate protection for Americans
It's a scary world out there today. Terrorists, wars, anthrax. It seems as if Americans have a lot to be afraid of. Once you get out on the fringes of society, defined for these purposes as at least 200 miles from a Fridays, Bennigans or Ruby Tuesdays, it gets weird. And in the words of Hunter Thompson, "when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Everyone wants to kill us. They attack us on ships, on planes, in nightclubs.
I have figured out a solution though.
Maybe we shouldn't piss everybody off so much.
Imagine a kinder gentler America where Delays aren't fatal, Bush is a happy word and torture is listening to Celine Dion.
Posted on December 16, 2005
