Bye, bye Birdie

by David Holtzman

It's unbelievable that the Secret Service stood around and watched Vice President Cheney shoot that poor guy. Don't federal agents have a legal obligation to protect citizens? Notice how the White House is using words like "peppered" and terms like "shooting incident" to describe the fiasco. Look. He shot a guy. In the face.

Turn the hunting ranch into a 7-11 and turn Cheney black and he'd be looking at life. Sorry, I forgot that it's Texas. He'd get lethal injection.

I don't understant how a man like Dick Cheney, who's heart is a couple bits of stringy gristle and couldn't possibly have more than a year or two left, would still kill things for recreation. I have no problem with hunting, but I know several hunters that turn into birdwatchers as they get older, because they have a different outlook on life.

Not the Veep.

We should be able to take advantage of this somehow. If only we could get Osama Bin Laden out hunting...

Posted on February 14, 2006

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