I'm so bored with the election
The First primary is a little under a year away and I'm snoozing already.
Why am I bored? So far, the jockeying and media focus seems to be on character or at least people's perception of same. I want to scream about issues...the war in Iraq...the troop presence in Afghanistan...the possible nuclear arming of Iran...the strange deal made with Korea last week...Fixing things for the victims of Katrina...Building better levies on the Gulf Coast...normalizing relations with Canada and the European Union...inventing a dollar coin that people will use...stopping Nintendo from killing anyone else with their deadly WII controllers...finding out why astronauts are turning into psycho killers(could it be cosmic rays?)...helping Gandalf drag a flaming Ann Coulter off a bridge...dropping a bomb on the grammies so we can take a musical mulligan and start over...rolling Paris Hilton into a ball so that she disappears into her own genitals...feeding Nicole Ritchie some beer nuts with her margaritas so she at least gains some weight...DNA testing everyone in America to see who fathered Ana Nicole Smith's child...
Inquiring minds and troubled souls. How about debating some real issues to occupy us this year?
Posted on February 21, 2007
