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The Bizarro President learns how to Reid

by David Holtzman

The New York Times has a story today talking about the deep animosity, almost hatred between Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader and President Bush.

Mr. Reid seems to feel that the President is less than competent, not so bright and fundamentally dishonest. Mr. Bush has not publicly expressed negative feelings about Mr. Reid, "He so not so bad person", said the President, "I him like we be buddies, like Georgie and Condie. Go skinny-dipping in White House pool."

Mr. Reid has apparently harbored ill feelings about the President's decision five years ago to store nuclear waste at Yucca Mountain 100 miles north of Las Vegas, in Mr. Reid's home state of Nevada. In defense, the President said "Glowey bomb stuff fun, but Dick say is bad for George, bad to play with, slap Georgies hands and send green poo-poo away to bad men Democrat gambling town, before it hurt Georgie, me get oldtimers disease like Uncle Ronnie, make Georgie's meat stick fall off."

Mr. Reid has continually dueled with the President in the media, most recently over the President's expanded use of his veto powers. Mr. Bush explained away the conflict as politics as usual. "Me no have Harry Ass for Senate Menagerie Leader Reid. "

Posted on December 19, 2007

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