LegiStorm argues that they are publishing the information as a community service and after all, it's publicly available anyway. The staffers are bitterly complaining that it makes them vulnerable to identity theft.

Boo hoo. Cry me a river for the staffers. Congress has in almost every case, voted against protecting the privacy rights of citizens when confronted with an alternative need like national security, freedom of speech or more importantly the influence of powerful lobbyists representing companies like say, AT&T.

Let's see if the Capitol Hill pointyheads can muster up a little more sympathy for the rest of us now that it's happening to them.

It's pretty clear that for a myriad of good and practical reasons, law enforcement has been creating uber-databases of all kinds of information, much of which is being done in a legal vacuum.

The greying President showed interest at the suggestion that he could be an owner of another Baseball team. "This time, maybe Manager. Who knows, you know...what about shortstop?"

He laughed. "Actually I was planning on enrolling in the London School of Economics and get my doctorate in a subject that's long interested me, the economic significance of demand-centric markets in newly created democracies." He laughed and asked me to pull his finger.

When asked about the topic that usually consumes most presidents, history, Mr. Bush showed that he was no exception. "I want to be remembered most for my sweet, sweet Iraqi War. And the economy. Oh yeah, how about the new spirit of bipartisan cooperation that I introduced?" We paused while the President laughed hard enough that he began to choke.

The current-but-soon-mercifully-gone President expressed happiness at his greatest accomplishment. "You all never got the dirt on me. My little thingie with the interns. My love child with Condie. Hell, you guys don't even know about my drinkin'" [The President popped open his third beer during the course of the interview]. Hey, you want to snort a coupla lines?"

Vice President Cheney, who had been listening quietly in the room during the interview, declined to answer similar questions as he expressed growing disgust at Bush's answers. When asked directly about his plans after next January, the Veep simply growled, "I thought that I'd f**k your mother, so the next time you kiss her, you get syphilis."

April 1st, right?

Here's a really good one:

How come several big companies were hand-slapped by the FTC yesterday for exposing millions of consumer data records and did not have to pay a single penny in fines? TJX, the parent company of Marshalls and TJ Maxx exposed between 45,000,000 and 100,000,000 consumer credit cards because of improper, even unethical handling of credit card information. If they got hit with something nominal in the way of fines, say, $1 per credit card, they would have had to pay...well, do the math. As a matter of fact, they didn't even have to admit that they did wrong. They were made to agree to some token security fixes, but got less punishment than I did for speeding.

How many cases of identity theft will occur out of those 100 million identity breaches? Say, 1 in a 100? That still means 1 million hard luck cases because of a greedy company not treating their customers' personal information with the respect that's deserved. With an average loss of about $5000 per identity theft, that means TJX cost our country at least $5 billion in damages (assuming that the 1% identity theft percentage holds up--actually history would indicate that it would be much higher).

So why didn't the FTC penalize them? Well, they can't. Congress has never given the FTC the right to financially penalize companies for data breaches. There's something that political candidates could debate. As if they would.

The latest is South Park. Parker and Stone, the creators, have opened up a beta site with every episode of South Park available for streaming viewing (and I think, eventually download). They even have last night's episode, for instance (a tribute to the movie Heavy Metal).

The streaming videos have ads that can't be skipped, which is annoying to me, but probably okay for many people. I sort of think that this is the future--some kind of YouTube-like service, where the producer can embed ads.

I'm a big fan of the show and of course, it's roots were digital...an Internet viral video featuring Santa Claus and Jesus fighting.

and hey, it's free.

PS. They have a make-your-own avatar function. Here's mine:

Many people simply do not care about privacy, or put another way, don't feel that it's something to worry about. Here's some observations from my experience:

1. Politicians don't care at all
   
2. The right wing cares more than the left wing
   
3. Religous people, especially evangelicals, seem to care a lot
   
4. There is definitely a generational issue--Baby boomers care, Gen X is ambiguous, Gen Y doesn't even buy into the idea that its a problem
   

I'm thinking about writing a book about the generational differences and how the different age groups relate to privacy, security and intellectual property. I would appreciate anyone's feedback.

Obama doesn't have that much experience. But he's not really claiming that he has.

McCain has a lot of experience. If that was truly the qualifying criteria, then he'd be the man. He might be genuinely crazy, however and that's a little scary.

So how important is experience in a Presidential campaign? George Bush Jr was woefully unqualified to be President. Other than a stint as governor of Texas (which is like being the head inmate in the asylum that gets control of the tv remote during recreation time), his leadership background was primarily running a baseball team.

Perhaps we'd be better off with a young president who reinvents the office. That's points for Obama. The Clinton people will argue that you need an experienced hand at the helm who knows who to get bills passed and can better control their agenda with Congress. Clinton didn't do that well at that endeavor before, but perhaps she'd be better now with her Senatorial experience under her belt.

Of course, Clinton detractors will say that Hillary has essentially been running on Bill's coattails her entire political career.

So what kind of experience do we want in our next leader? IMHO, things haven't been working so far. I go for someone new and for that reason I like Obama. I really wish one of the three of them had some credibility towards strengthening the economy and I'm afraid that none of them do.

The big question is has this always been going on and the media just didn't report it or is this a recent trend? Or I guess it could be that computers and electronics being what they are these days, maybe it's just easier to catch someone? Politicians are getting savvy on the idea that anything can be ferreted out, which is maybe why Paterson just admitted it.

Mr. Spitzer was caught dallying with a 22 year old hooker whom he imported from New York to DC to canoodle with him in the Mayfair Hotel, scene of much political canoodling. He was caught because his bank, HSBC, filed a suspicious activity report to the Treasury Department related to wire transfers that the former governor made to shell companies acting as bookers for the hookers. Once the government became interested in the unusual transactions, the FBI used wiretaps and surveillance of "Client 9" (as he was known) including monitoring his electronic transmissions such as text messaging to figure out what Spitzer was "up" to. They quickly discovered the he had been paying the escort service thousands of dollars through wire transfers to fund his ho-habit.

Wouldn't you think that of all people, Eliot Spitzer would have known better about the kind of trail that electronic fund transfers can leave? After a decade of electronically-fueled political scandals, not least of which being the infamous Clinton-Lewinsky embarrassment, he should known not to leave the record.

For future reference, if anyone famous out there is reading this and planning on screwing around:

1. Use a pay-as-you-go cellphone from 7-11
   
2. Transfer money via credit card through reputable companies (or use cash or better yet Paypal)
   
3. Stay at an Embassy Suites or something. The Mayflower is so used to wiretapping , they probably have a special suite devoted to the FBI
   

I wonder if anyone, any more, will be able to get away with anything; given a sufficient level of scrutiny.

I bought an iPod Touch a few months ago and have been dragging it everywhere and trying to tap into free wifi networks and surprisingly enough, there are lots of them, even when you're in a sailboat, hugging the coast. I was able to find free wifi about half the time (when I was close to land). In many cases, I was able to tap wifi from cruise ships and even large chartered catamarans.

I see the writing on the wall now...a worldwide mesh of completely free wifi. Hallelujah.

Choicepoint has data files on pretty much everyone. They have become the darling of the government's counterintelligence units, because they are quite good at cross-matching and correlating between disparate databases, enabling them to comprehensively track target assets and distinguish between multiple identity records.

Lexis is the preeminent legal database, not only serving as the primary source of legal decision-making, but when used in conjunction with its sister database, Nexis, also has significant information on individuals, including legal judgements and news references.

Both companies have had major, embarrassing data break-ins. In Choicepoint's case, they lost personal and financial information for millions of US consumers.

Will the blended company be more secure than each of them individually or combine the worst of both? I opt for the latter. It's scary that the protecting bar for our privacy is constantly being raised by the actions of companies like these who by amassing and centralizing our personal information, make themselves a more inviting target for hackers as well as increasing the potential damage to us when they get gotten.

This deal illustrates how valuable well-known intellectual property is today. Emeril or Martha's kissers are instantly recognizable and thus can be used to push pots, pans or towels. Nothing is more valuable than a fake celebrity; whether it's a celebrity chef, a pop singer, an athlete or even a highly-strung upper-class homemaker that's done jail time.

The bank got Dynadot, the California-based hosting company for Wikileaks, to not only take down the site, but also to "lock" the domain name, keeping Wikileaks from moving the site elsewhere. They then got a Northern California judge to sign off on the agreement between the bank and the hosting company. All of this was done ex parte, without giving Wikileaks a chance to respond. Their site is still down.

I have always been worried about this kind of thing, specifically the usage of domain names as a club to batter small and relatively powerless organizations into submission. Shame on Dynadot (is that a real name?). The ICANN-accredited domain name registrar rolled over far too easily.

I understand why someone who didn't like something that someone said on a website would want it taken down. But shoving a lawyer down someone's throat is an elitist way to gag someone. When the Internet was decentralized, this kind of stunt would have been almost impossible. I blame ICANN for not stomping the registrar.